| Monday, January 3rd, 2005 |
| 12:25 pm |
So....long time no post. I've been getting kinda lethargic lately and have not been into the interweb too much. I decided to update because I've found something upsetting. I'm no the first cat with an lj! Apparently ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) cleopatra is an early adopter. She's fat! Anyway, I found this while helping retrev and klutzywaitress's new feline Cleo get set up with lj. She's got the IM thing down but is having trouble getting lj. Current Mood:  pissed off |
| Sunday, May 23rd, 2004 |
| 12:53 pm |
LOOK OUT!
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From Go-Quiz.com |
| Thursday, March 4th, 2004 |
| 9:46 am |
What the hell do they mean my weakness is a lack of sensitivity!! I'll claw their damned eyes out! Current Mood: angry |
| Wednesday, February 4th, 2004 |
| 2:44 pm |
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| Sunday, January 11th, 2004 |
| 6:12 pm |
fishslayer was sitting in MY chair the other day! I went to my toy (DAMN YOU TAIL!!) and meowed. Foolish biped started to dislodge it so I jumped in my chair. HaHa!!! Oh, it feels good to have a computer again....mua ha ha. Current Mood:  chipper |
| Sunday, May 4th, 2003 |
| 1:24 pm |
for the love of cat-food!
will someone change my litter box?!!!?!? the stench is really bad. i don't even use it anymore! (and fishslayer wonders why his room smells funky) Current Mood:  nauseatedCurrent Music: Baby Got Back - Nic - AppleMusic.com ad |
| Friday, April 25th, 2003 |
| 9:02 pm |
me-ow...
i found a friend! i should say, a friend (a female kitty who is very attractive... rawrr baby) found me! she's grey and slinky and sexxy and a little shy and she has a collar (you know that goth kitty scene turns me on baby). we touched noses through the screen. alas, that was all we were permitted to do... we star-crossed lovers are cursed! cursed i say! Current Mood: melancholy |
| Tuesday, February 25th, 2003 |
| 8:59 pm |
so i've been too lazy to post anything since november... so what? just keep the cat food coming and there won't be any trouble. Current Mood:  lazy |
| Wednesday, November 6th, 2002 |
| 12:37 am |
Current Mood: the cat is: not fed |
| Friday, November 1st, 2002 |
| 11:16 am |
wtf?
fishslayer and riffraff were acting verrrrrry strange last night. they had these big orange vegetables and carving tools and black and white pictures of their girlfriends' faces taped to the pumpkins and then they were cutting them out and putting candles behind them and EEEEEEEEK I'm scared! pet me? love me? Current Mood:  scared |
| Monday, October 28th, 2002 |
| 9:38 am |
*shivers*
i used to like sitting on the toilet. i'm still a little freaked out from last week when i almost fell in though! darn that riffraff and cazarella, they left the seat up and i went to jump up on it... imagine my surprise when there was nothing to jump onto! my hair stands up on end just thinking about it. Current Mood: distressedCurrent Music: why don't you get a job - offspring |
| Monday, September 30th, 2002 |
| 3:35 pm |
They are not getting away with this. I want royalties if they are gonna use me in this comic strip. Current Mood: angry |
| Wednesday, September 18th, 2002 |
| 12:05 am |
this close to freedom!
I thought I'd hitch a ride out of the house of my captors today with Frank, their landlord. As he was leaving I tried to stow away on top of his toolbox and blend in with the paint. Alas, my cover was blown (I guess my kitty camouflage wasn't working with the candy-apple red toolbox (I heard fishslayer and riffraff making fun of my belly hanging over and saying that I was too fat to stow away). Later I tried to get away when the pizza man came but that evil riffraff wouldn't let me escape. I swear I will get away from here one day. Current Mood:  determined |
| Sunday, September 1st, 2002 |
| 12:58 am |
wrapping paper, ribbons, and tape oh my
tonight i helped riffraff and cazarella wrap presents. i got to play with lots of wrapping paper and tape and i learned a lot about the Newton's laws of motion (when you propel yourself off of a rickety table in one direction, it tends to fly back in the opposite direction). oh, and i got to sit on the porch with kim and heather and watched them eat oreos and inhale the neighbors' fumes (now i feel light and fluffy and i think i've got the munchies). Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Current Mood: high |
| Monday, August 26th, 2002 |
| 11:28 am |
I... I can move it... just an inch... just with a gentle swat of my paw! I feel so... liberated! I have taken control of the deodercant cap, without knocking it to the ground! I have obviously reached a new level in my powers. I believe this is cause for celebration. I shall now require feedings in the morning AND at night. Current Mood:  accomplished |
| Saturday, August 24th, 2002 |
| 8:17 pm |
I'll get that red spot one of these days. I swear they are doing it just to humiliate me and drive me crazy. |
| 11:54 am |
I must escape this damned prison....I've tried many tactics and have been foiled each time. One day I will get out, then they will pay. |
| Friday, August 16th, 2002 |
| 10:35 am |
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| Saturday, August 10th, 2002 |
| 10:21 pm |
what the hell?
somebody forgot to give me breakfest this morning, nice and early! sleeping in is fine if you had a big dinner the night before, but some of us only get light rations because some of us are fatties...what the hell?? Current Mood: cranky |
| Wednesday, August 7th, 2002 |
| 9:29 am |
stupid human
just because i just knocked everything i could off of his desk. i mean, come on, how long have we played this game in the mornings? i don't think he liked it when i batted the cap to his antipersperant wayyy under his desk. hey, he left it lying there, it was fair game! Current Mood:  mischievous |
