Norton Gallagher

Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:28:41 GMT

So....long time no post. I've been getting kinda lethargic lately and have not been into the interweb too much. I decided to update because I've found something upsetting. I'm no the first cat with an lj! Apparently cleopatra is an early adopter. She's fat!

Anyway, I found this while helping retrev and klutzywaitress's new feline Cleo get set up with lj. She's got the IM thing down but is having trouble getting lj.

Sun, 23 May 2004 16:53:24 GMT

LOOK OUT!
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norton is a radioactive squirrel!!

From Go-Quiz.com

Thu, 04 Mar 2004 14:45:36 GMT

Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
Username
The quality that most appeals to you:	Intelligence
In a survival situation, you:	Do what is necessary
Your hidden talent is:	Spiritual wisdom
Your gift is:	Artistic talent
In groups, you:	Observe others' behaviour
Your best quality is:	Your industriousness
Your weakness is:	Your lack of sensitivity

Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

What the hell do they mean my weakness is a lack of sensitivity!! I'll claw their damned eyes out!

I hate memes

Wed, 04 Feb 2004 19:44:03 GMT

but this one is funny...

Your Love Situation by Amberishjewel
Username?
Your Love Is...	Gentle
During Lovemaking You Act...	Like a volcano, hot & steamy
Your Partner Is...	Your support
Your Partner Has Said That You...	Are extrodinary
Your Love is Summed Up In A Quote.	"I love thee wild with desire"

Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Sun, 11 Jan 2004 23:11:49 GMT

fishslayer was sitting in MY chair the other day! I went to my toy (DAMN YOU TAIL!!) and meowed. Foolish biped started to dislodge it so I jumped in my chair. HaHa!!!

Oh, it feels good to have a computer again....mua ha ha.

for the love of cat-food!

Sun, 04 May 2003 17:27:00 GMT

will someone change my litter box?!!!?!?

the stench is really bad. i don't even use it anymore!

(and fishslayer wonders why his room smells funky)

me-ow...

Sat, 26 Apr 2003 01:06:52 GMT

i found a friend!

i should say, a friend (a female kitty who is very attractive... rawrr baby) found me! she's grey and slinky and sexxy and a little shy and she has a collar (you know that goth kitty scene turns me on baby).

we touched noses through the screen. alas, that was all we were permitted to do... we star-crossed lovers are cursed! cursed i say!

Wed, 26 Feb 2003 02:07:02 GMT

so i've been too lazy to post anything since november...

so what? just keep the cat food coming and there won't be any trouble.

Wed, 06 Nov 2002 05:37:22 GMT

wtf?

Fri, 01 Nov 2002 16:12:55 GMT

fishslayer and riffraff were acting verrrrrry strange last night. they had these big orange vegetables and carving tools and black and white pictures of their girlfriends' faces taped to the pumpkins and then they were cutting them out and putting candles behind them and EEEEEEEEK I'm scared! pet me? love me?

shivers

Mon, 28 Oct 2002 14:34:50 GMT

i used to like sitting on the toilet. i'm still a little freaked out from last week when i almost fell in though! darn that riffraff and cazarella, they left the seat up and i went to jump up on it... imagine my surprise when there was nothing to jump onto! my hair stands up on end just thinking about it.

Mon, 30 Sep 2002 19:43:07 GMT

They are not getting away with this. I want royalties if they are gonna use me in this comic strip.

this close to freedom!

Wed, 18 Sep 2002 04:05:56 GMT

I thought I'd hitch a ride out of the house of my captors today with Frank, their landlord. As he was leaving I tried to stow away on top of his toolbox and blend in with the paint. Alas, my cover was blown (I guess my kitty camouflage wasn't working with the candy-apple red toolbox (I heard fishslayer and riffraff making fun of my belly hanging over and saying that I was too fat to stow away).

Later I tried to get away when the pizza man came but that evil riffraff wouldn't let me escape.

I swear I will get away from here one day.

wrapping paper, ribbons, and tape oh my

Sun, 01 Sep 2002 05:03:07 GMT

tonight i helped riffraff and cazarella wrap presents. i got to play with lots of wrapping paper and tape and i learned a lot about the Newton's laws of motion (when you propel yourself off of a rickety table in one direction, it tends to fly back in the opposite direction).

oh, and i got to sit on the porch with kim and heather and watched them eat oreos and inhale the neighbors' fumes (now i feel light and fluffy and i think i've got the munchies).

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Mon, 26 Aug 2002 15:29:28 GMT

I... I can move it... just an inch... just with a gentle swat of my paw!

I feel so... liberated!

I have taken control of the deodercant cap, without knocking it to the ground!

I have obviously reached a new level in my powers. I believe this is cause for celebration. I shall now require feedings in the morning AND at night.

Sun, 25 Aug 2002 00:24:25 GMT

I'll get that red spot one of these days. I swear they are doing it just to humiliate me and drive me crazy.

Sat, 24 Aug 2002 15:53:44 GMT

I must escape this damned prison....I've tried many tactics and have been foiled each time. One day I will get out, then they will pay.

"Norton, everywhere you want to be."

Fri, 16 Aug 2002 14:35:42 GMT

I think I'm going to be Visa's spokescat...

Just now cazarella was doing my humans' dirty dishes at my house, so of course I had to help!!!

Meow!

what the hell?

Sun, 11 Aug 2002 02:24:43 GMT

somebody forgot to give me breakfest this morning, nice and early! sleeping in is fine if you had a big dinner the night before, but some of us only get light rations because some of us are fatties...what the hell??

stupid human

Wed, 07 Aug 2002 13:35:08 GMT

just because i just knocked everything i could off of his desk. i mean, come on, how long have we played this game in the mornings?

i don't think he liked it when i batted the cap to his antipersperant wayyy under his desk. hey, he left it lying there, it was fair game!

my happy place

Mon, 05 Aug 2002 04:06:44 GMT

hey i found this cool place in my house. it's next to the fridge, on top of the cupboards. no one else can get up there and i can bat at their heads as they walk by. i can also hide up there all day and be "anti social."

next step: get a computer installed up there so i can post to live journal more often.

love

Sat, 27 Jul 2002 03:40:13 GMT

okay, I'm feeling all lovey now... SOMEONE, please give me ATTENTION!!! love the norton! hug the norton! pet the norton! ahhhhhhhhhhh that's the stuff, riffraff... mmmm, *nuzzle, purr*

attack

Sat, 27 Jul 2002 03:38:35 GMT

retrev just locked me out on the porch for the better part of six hours! and this time there weren't even any tasty-looking squirrels or birds for me to terrorize!

he will feel my wrath... but shitting in his bed is too good for him... nay, I will find a way to exact my revenge!

Thu, 25 Jul 2002 05:42:42 GMT

They changed my litter!

Thu, 25 Jul 2002 05:42:23 GMT

Yesterday, the moon had me acting a little crazy. I was running around all night acting like a psycho kittie. Spent most of the day on retrev and klutzywaitress's bed recovering from my adrenaline hangover. Last time I do that....ugh.